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A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights
of London.

She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a
full-length mink coat.
"Begorrah, Colleen," says her mother. "Tis a lovely soft coat yer
wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?"

Colleen replies, "Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have
wonderful prizes in London?"

When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's
back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out
of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large
diamond ring.

Same exchange with Mom...same "Won it at bingo!"

Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's
back. This time she's sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace
with matching bracelet and earrings.
She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in
bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.
When Colleen gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot
water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so
cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls
downstairs,"Mom! sure now, didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's
only a quarter inch of water in the tub!"

"Indade there is, me darlin," replies her Mom. "But we don't want ta be
gettin' yer bingo card wet now, do we?"

You can never fool Mom.
well, you see she's sittin' on her "bingo card"...maybe this isn't that great....

Answer
BINGO!!!!!...hahaha!! ...you can fool some of the people all of the time, & all of the people some of the time,......BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL MOM!!!!!

My mom would always tell me that!!!haha!

I just give this as a answer so , i mite as well share with all?

Sir Sticky

A young girl from Donegal, Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a full-length mink coat..

Begorrah, Colleen," says her mother. "Tis a lovely soft coat yer wearin" an" it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?"
Colleen replies, "Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Donât they have wonderful prizes in London?"

When the weekendâs over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but sheâs back to visit her mom a few months later. This
time, when she steps out of the taxi, sheâs wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large diamond ring.

Same exchange with Mom . . . same, "Won it at bingo!"

Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, sheâs back. This time sheâs sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace with matching bracelet and earrings.

She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.

When Colleen gets to the washroom, thereâs only a quarter inch of hot water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls downstairs, "Mom! Sure now, didnât I ask you to run me a bath? Thereâs only a quarter inch of water in the tub!"

"Indade there is, me darlin," replies her Mom. "But we donât want ye gettin" yer bingo card wet now, do we?"

Answer
ha ha that was funny Sir Sticky Fingers rolling on the floor here !!!

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